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Name: Silent_Bob
Country: United States
State: Pennsylvania
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Interests: Theater, Music, Ultimate Frisbee, Homebrewing, Kilts, Writing, Gaming, Cinema, Life.
Expertise: Sound Design: Mixing, Editing, Recording, Show Control, etc. Journalism: Theater Criticism, Human Interest, Government and Legal Reporting Life: Getting in over my head.
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Industry: Theater/Entertainment


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Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Dave Matthews: Gravedigger

The world is a sadder place without her.


Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Nick Drake: One of These Things

This will be my last entry from the United Kingdom.

I'm torn in three directions right now On one hand, going home means seeing old friends, friends who I haven't seen in a long time, who are dear to me and who five months ago I thanked for getting me through the roughest times in my life.

In that same thank-you I said that I hoped that coming to England would mean meeting new friends and it has--I also predicted that it would be nice to be able to say "I'll see you again soon," to these friends, just like everyone back home.

Problem is, "I'll see you again," means having to say "Goodbye" first, even if it's in a temporary way. I've had to say that too much this year--this past Sunday at the rail station was particularly bad. Now I don't get to see my luckiest again until August probably, and that's tearing me in yet another direction.

Of all things, I find myself turning to the wisdom of Bill Murry:

"Bye, Steve."

"Don't say that. Even if it's true, don't say that, it's too painful."

"What do you want me to say?"

"Say 'bon voyage.'"

Say "bon voyage" to me and to all of you, England, Scotland, Indiana, Lebanon, Minnesota, I say, "I'll see you again before too long."


Monday, May 23, 2005

NoFX: Franco Un-American

"Based on the answers that you have provided, your Vulva and Vagina is of poor quality"

I think that given my lack thereof, this should be pretty obvious, however, rating your delicate flower definately kicks the shit out of most crappy, "what are you?" Blogthing surveys.

Go here to see how your vagina stacks up against the rest:

http://www.vaginainstitute.com/en/Vagina_Tests/womanhood/womanhood.shtml

Also, I'm pretty sure that the site this one came from is actually porno in medical institute's clothing. At the very least, I suspect it's run by guys due to the creepy frequency of "what men find attractive in the hoohah department" stuff on here.


Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Sigur Ros: Staralfur

UniMUD ver 1.0 - Coded by sIlEnt b0b

>>Login<<

>>Enter Username:
Dave
>>Password:
galstaffoflight

>>It has been 03:47:56 hours since you last logged in. Enjoy UniMUD, Dave.

Cryfield Hall, Room 118

A small grey cell. The air smells of coffee and stale tobacco. Several posters line the walls. A bookshelf piled high with volumes of arcane lore occupies most of one wall. Empty cans of cider fill the trash can.

exits: north

on the floor: black t-shirt, leather boots, rowanwood pipe, whiskey bottle, "Understanding Pirandello" by Fiora Bassanesse, form 12b, Request of Transcript.

>>stat

Health: 20/20
Mental: 18/20, fatigue
Mana: 0/20
AC: 9

You are affected with fatigue for 1x10^5 turns.
You are hungry.

>>inv

Head: glasses
Neck: sharktooth amulet
Torso: nothing
Legs: multicolored pants (+1 AC)
Feet: nothing
Wielded: ballpoint pen of drafting

>>get shirt
you get the shirt off the floor.

>>wear shirt
you wear the shirt on your feet.

>>whois Dave
Dave, of the College of Arts and Humanities, is a Level 3 technophilosopher.

>>sit
you sit down

>>type
you attempt to raise your level by typing an essay.
-/-\-/-\-

apathy monster enters from the north.

apathy monster bores you for 3 damage!
apathy monster bores you for 2 damage!
apathy monster bores you for 3 damage!
apathy monster bores you for 5 damage!
apathy monster bores you for 1 damage!

>>attack apath
>>attack apath

you cannot do that while you are lazy!

apathy monster casts xanga curse on you!
apathy monster bores you for 1 damage!
apathy monster sighs
apathy monster goes to sleep

>>type
you cannot do that while you are lazy!

>>close essay

You are dead!

>>quit

Thanks for playing UniMUD! Hope you enjoy your new job as a sandwich artist.

Ohhh yess... apathy monster's got a hold on me now...


Friday, May 13, 2005

Urge Overkill: Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon

Or as it's better known, the song that's playing when Mia Wallace snorts Vince Vega's heroin.

Anyway, here's the top news item on the Warwick Univeristy homesite today. With all apologies to my friends who study sociology, shit like this is not making a good case for your worth as a human being:

Is the Intellectual an Endangered Species?

"This is the question that Professor Steve Fuller from Sociology and Professor Frank Furedi from Kent University will be debating on Monday. Steve will be countering Professor Furedi's argument that the intellectual is dead, and he is well-placed to do so having just seen the publication of his latest book The Intellectual. Steve's latest work dissects what it means to be an intellectual. And asks what distinguishes them from philosophers, scientists, politicians or entrepreneurs. Or indeed academics! To see Professor Steve Fuller and Professor Frank Furedi in action come along to the Arts Centre on Monday - it promises to be a truly intellectual debate."

I think that last bit is particularly good, especially because it just sort of assumes that because the debate is about being intellectual, it will therefore be intellectual, which sort of negates the relevancy of the whole process. I think I'd rather see Professor Steve and Professor Frank get involved in some form of amusing eating contest.



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